A young boy visits his ailing grandmother on her deathbed. She beckons him to her side. “Come close, my boy. I have something to share with you. In my will, I have left you a beautiful homestead with over a thousand acres, covered in orange groves, corn fields, and a flower garden with the rarest and most exotic orchids in the world. Young man, you will inherit the most spectacular plot of land this side of the Pacific Ocean.” The boy stares blankly, unmoved. “Grandma,” he says, “I’m done with FarmVille. My friends and I switched to Mafia Wars last summer.”
— Distance 01 is here. This is going to be great!


